i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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