she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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