he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He better not be in your backpack
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I have feelings that need drinking.
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