She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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