Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Drunk walkin through police station. America
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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