And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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