i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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