Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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