not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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