absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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