? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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