My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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