You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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