Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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