Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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