So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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