I bet he comes in French.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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