to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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