Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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