Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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