walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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