But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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