North Korea, Best Korea!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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