Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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