just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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