I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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