she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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