I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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