You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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