if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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