you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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