She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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