do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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