He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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