Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Randomize
