: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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