I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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