Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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