Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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