Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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