He is an equal opportunity slut.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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