you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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