He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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