I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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