Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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