How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
