I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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