i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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