there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i dont even know how to be here
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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