My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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